Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 08, 2013

Transcript:

Crystal: Rip has to become your man-slave if you want to inherit centuries of pirate loot! Cobra: I'm in! Rip: Well, I ain't! Cobra: Then he must die a thousand deaths - into the pit, hunky! Ka-shove! Wait! So soon? Crystal: Dying a thousand deaths is a lot quicker than it sounds, my queen.