Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 11, 2013
May 10, 2013
May 12, 2013
Transcript:
Master: Good gracious, I've never seen a woman of such arresting beauty - Cobra has captured the fancy of a local villain! Master: Well, except in maxi, but I digress. I will go utterly raving mad staring into her eyes - like pools of... black... ink. Divine! Giggle giggle giggle. (snort!) Cobra: Is my slip showing or something?
TheDOCTOR over 11 years ago
This Guy reminds me of Burl Ives’ character “Big Daddy” from ‘Cat on a Hot Tin roof’. I hope he doesn’t use the word MENDACITY. ☺
LordDogmore over 11 years ago
Oh great Cobra is in the clutches of a Ka-perv!
miqq1234 over 11 years ago
…eyes like pools of black ink…..like it
Harry over 11 years ago
Burl Ives was a great actor and singer,greatly missed.
Vermont Premium Member over 11 years ago
Cobra has eyes like…like…orbs of sight in the bony cavities of the anterior skull!
terek over 11 years ago
The next thing you know this pervert will be watching her undress as well as watching Cobra taking a shower!
lecrenb over 11 years ago
I thought only 12 year olds giggled over Maxim…
APersonOfInterest over 11 years ago
Is Maxim a T and A magazine?
warjoski Premium Member over 11 years ago
Yeah, Maxim is like middle ground between Sport Illustrated Swimsuit Issue and Penthouse.
Dragoncat over 11 years ago
According to a love letter Fred Flintstone wrote to his wife, she had eyes like frying pans.Ah, that Fred. What a romantic.
Dragoncat over 11 years ago
Great! Just wait until she finds out she’s being stalked by a tropical Boss Hogg.
MarjatK over 11 years ago
Two-way mirror? How kinky!
Vermont Premium Member over 11 years ago
My avatar used to be the Phantom, but I changed it to annoy right-wingers when commenting on political cartoons. I haven’t made the switch back. Just lazy.
nj23nut over 11 years ago
I sense a KA-KNEE coming to someone’s crotch soon….
DorianKTB over 11 years ago
Cobra has eyes as dark as frying pans and greenbacks on her mind! :-)