Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 18, 2013
Transcript:
Mama: The tiki! Breezy is hiding a tiki idol from Tahiti Jones! Very powerful! You mustn't let it fall into the hand of Tahiti Jones - or yours, for that matter! Beware, sharp chin! If any man takes possession of it, he loses his soul to absolute evil! More evil than GMO's, CEO's and HMO's! Rip: (Gulp!)
That bad, huh?