Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 17, 2013
Transcript:
Rip: Love hurts, and not the good kind of hurt like shrapnel wounds. Mama luau? It's me, Rip. Are any of those granddaughters of yours dangerous? Big mama, you're hurt - what happened? Mama: I got into a bidding war on eBay - that "alf" pog was nearly mine! What's it look like? I got shanked in the back. Rip: Yeesh, someone got stabbed on the wrong side of the back this morning.
Well, according to John Mellencamp, it Hurts so Good