Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 23, 2013

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Cobra Carson: What a beautiful yacht! And totally dangerous place to throw a huge poker tournament! Rip Haywire: Don't try anything funny, Cobra! I've been hired to protect the players. Fengshui Kelly: Welcome to my poker tournament! Ah, Pirate Queen, I'm glad you could make it! Cobra Carson: I'm not one to resist an event that combines gambling and a lavish 24-hour buffet! Fengshui Kelly: Obviously, you'll find the chicken fingers particularly fresh this evening. I trust that you'll be here as a player only and not a thief, Pirate Queen? Cobra Carson: As long as the buffet is included with the entry fee, I won't steal a thing! Rip Haywire: As your temporary employee, I get free access to the buffet, right, Feng?