Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 15, 2014
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Another day, another villain plunging to his certain death off a train. I hope the coyotes don't get food poisoning! Breezy: Rip, you're safe! I was worried! Cobra Carson: She's so naive. Breezy: I promise no hunky, bearded, mysterious drifters who are arch villains in disguise will come between us again! Rip Haywire: As long as it ends like this... I'm ok with it. Cobra Carson: How's 'about you take this gal out for a stiff drink? Spur: Well... Cobra Carson: I was talking to your gold.
Beauty hath charm, but can be lethal.