Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 14, 2014

Transcript:

Rip Haywire: Highwayman, the bridge ahead is more broken than your fashion sense! The train won't make it across! Highwayman: Then you better worry about your Girlfriends! They're riding on this train, too, along with your boss' gold! Rip Haywire: Yeah, I switched freight cars on you. These cars are as empty as your gun hand. Highwayman: Ah, but my knife is full! Rip Haywire: Gah! I never check the knife hand! Highwayman: End of the line for you, boy! Rip Haywire: Whoaa! I finally tracked you down, Highwayman! Yes! I really need to work on my kill lines.