Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 28, 2014
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April 29, 2014
Transcript:
Spur: Ah, Mr. Fullvit, my favorite oily sales rep. What are you hawking today? Mr. Fullvit: Ingredient X! The greatest invention for mankind since the salesman! I kid. Our boys in the chemical lab said the rats loved it! (Ka-Cough!) After we starved them for weeks. (Ka-Wheeze!) Guaranteed to cut production costs by ninety-eight percent! Spur: Where do I sign?
SKJAM! Premium Member over 10 years ago
Uh-oh, I smell lawsuit!
dimndno over 10 years ago
I think I’m gonna give the nickname “Mr. Fullvit” to some of the sales reps I have to deal with!
Lyons Group, Inc. over 10 years ago
He reminds of that scam-artist salesman from Ren & Stimpy.
Tue Elung-Jensen over 10 years ago
Time for the powerpuff girls?
PMark over 10 years ago
“A _____ and his ________ are soon parted.”
mntim over 10 years ago
Of course. Buying something reduces your production costs, because you’re no longer producing it. You’re buying it. Never mind that your overall expenses just went up.
johnrussco over 10 years ago
Uncle Spur ……….. surly not? say it aint so! I was hoping he was at least smarter than that. oh sigh
CYGNUS X1 over 10 years ago
Can anybody say “pink slime” beef lawsuit!! I know I want that at my kids lunch room. Builds character!
lecrenb over 10 years ago
Always thought there was something sloppy about Spur…
SkyFisher over 10 years ago
This is an odd turn of direction…What happened to “The Adventure Comic – With a Twist”?
ViscountNiklos over 10 years ago
Don’t worry about the USDA, we got that covered.
The Rolling Cat over 10 years ago
Even with a missing syllable, it’s so obvious that the “oily sales rep” is full of it.