Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 30, 2014
Transcript:
Breezy: Everyone in this town says Rip's dead, but the sheriff won't let me see his body. This smells worse than a dumpster at Long John Silver's! It's time to do some grave snooping! If Rip were here, this would be the best vacation ever! Ok, that was old man Parisi's cat... they really need to mark these graves better.
Breezy, you can dig until you reach Hong Kong, but you won’t find the Ripster in a grave. I mean, you, TNT and Cobra can’t exactly carry the strip for very long. (no offense intended)