Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 29, 2014
Transcript:
Breezy: Sheriff, it can't be true that (ka-weep!) Rip Haywire died! Man: The big-chinned man drove his car off a cliff! A huge cliff, with muy, muy sharp rocks at the bottom! We buried him in the pet cemetery between a hog and old man Parisi's cat. Breezy: Rip drives off cliffs as part of his daily commute. I must see his crispy remains!
I just can’t believe that our Rip is toast!