Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 14, 2015
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January 15, 2015
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Rodeo? Wherefore art thou, Rodeo? Rodeo Jones: Very funny. I'm over here. Big Chin! Rip, I don't want to be Sheriff anymore... truthfully, I was only in it for the inflated sense of power and free slim jims. And besides, I'm too good at it. It's not fair to the criminals! Rip Haywire: You're all heart, Rodeo.
Wait! Cops get free Slim Jims? If I had only known, I might have pursued a career in law enforcement.NOT!