Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 15, 2015
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Listen, Sheriff. An old man is being held hostage in that Mill! He's an annoying guy, but still! And sure, he's being held by the wife of a villain who beat the tar out of you and imprisoned you for weeks... and who probably holds a grudge against you since her husband ended up dead. Live it up, man. This is as good as it gets! Rodeo Jones: Rip, I'm having a rare moment of self-clarity: I think you're a better fit for this job.
I don’t think Jones is his real last name. I think he changed it from Clown.