Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 03, 2015
Transcript:
Cobra Carson: Thanks for the dance, hon... how about some champale? Narrator: Cobra and Rip have crashed a swanky soiree on a spy mission! Cobra Carson: Ooh! Rip Haywire: Do you know how many waiters I had to knock out to find my tux size? And we're short-staffed as it is! Man: Madam, the host would like to say hello... is there a problem with the help? Cobra Carson: Servants... what can you do? Rip Haywire: This tip just earned Mr. Turban there a spit-vodka cocktail!
What is a champale? Is that a mix drink using Pale Ale and sparkling wine?