Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 03, 2015
February 02, 2015
February 04, 2015
Transcript:
Cobra Carson: Thanks for the dance, hon... how about some champale? Narrator: Cobra and Rip have crashed a swanky soiree on a spy mission! Cobra Carson: Ooh! Rip Haywire: Do you know how many waiters I had to knock out to find my tux size? And we're short-staffed as it is! Man: Madam, the host would like to say hello... is there a problem with the help? Cobra Carson: Servants... what can you do? Rip Haywire: This tip just earned Mr. Turban there a spit-vodka cocktail!
johnrussco over 9 years ago
Miss Carson is certainly stunning today, and … as always trying to throw Rip under the bus.
Chithing Premium Member over 9 years ago
Really? Rip would do that? I’d hate to lose respect for him over something so juvenal.
I AM CARTOON LADY! over 9 years ago
Ka-Ewwwwww!
Dragoncat over 9 years ago
Well, that’s one way to downsize.
Observer fo Irony over 9 years ago
What is a champale? Is that a mix drink using Pale Ale and sparkling wine?
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 9 years ago
Watch out for Malory Archer. (nice to see the interobang)
StoicLion1973 over 9 years ago
I imagine Rip and Archer would hate each other…