Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 03, 2015
February 02, 2015
February 04, 2015
Transcript:
Cobra Carson: Thanks for the dance, hon... how about some champale? Narrator: Cobra and Rip have crashed a swanky soiree on a spy mission! Cobra Carson: Ooh! Rip Haywire: Do you know how many waiters I had to knock out to find my tux size? And we're short-staffed as it is! Man: Madam, the host would like to say hello... is there a problem with the help? Cobra Carson: Servants... what can you do? Rip Haywire: This tip just earned Mr. Turban there a spit-vodka cocktail!
johnrussco almost 10 years ago
Miss Carson is certainly stunning today, and … as always trying to throw Rip under the bus.
Chithing Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Really? Rip would do that? I’d hate to lose respect for him over something so juvenal.
I AM CARTOON LADY! almost 10 years ago
Ka-Ewwwwww!
Dragoncat almost 10 years ago
Well, that’s one way to downsize.
Observer fo Irony almost 10 years ago
What is a champale? Is that a mix drink using Pale Ale and sparkling wine?
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Watch out for Malory Archer. (nice to see the interobang)
StoicLion1973 almost 10 years ago
I imagine Rip and Archer would hate each other…