Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 10, 2015
June 09, 2015
June 11, 2015
Transcript:
Man: What'll yah have, me buckos? Cobra Carson: Hmm, I don't know... Narrator: Rip and Co. enter a "Casual American" pirate saloon to find the hideout of Fiji Jones! Arrrr! Breezy: I can't decide between the "dead men tell no tales" toasted almond or the "blow me down" Daiquiri... Man: It's happy hour. So the pirate Pina Coladas come with a souvenir glass. Breezy: Oooo! Cobra Carson: Is the Yo-Ho Harvey Wallbanger, good? Rip Haywire: Are the "Pieces of 8" boneless?
miqq1234 over 9 years ago
…how about a slice of swordfish…
Chithing Premium Member over 9 years ago
Waiter: You guys sure ask a lot of questions. Lemme see your Pirate’s Association I.D.
mntim over 9 years ago
What are your pie rates here?
aerilim over 9 years ago
The Daiquiri sounds like fun…
SkyFisher over 9 years ago
Rip looks like he needs glasses. Of course, he often squints, but here he is holding the menu very close.
SkyFisher over 9 years ago
Heavily themed pirate restaurant; how does everyone guess what the restroom doors are labeled?
Dragoncat over 9 years ago
Whatever you do, Rip… DO NOT ask for any ‘virgin’ daiquiris!
papabear over 9 years ago
What does the Pirate say on the day he becomes an octogenarian? “Aye, matey”!
B LeCren over 9 years ago
Regressing to ‘Fast Times at Ridgemont High’ Dan?
warjoski Premium Member over 9 years ago
It’s like Applebee’s. Only less evil.
Lee Foggenoggin over 9 years ago
AAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH, MATEYS!!!!!!!DRINK UP, ME HEARTIES!!!!!!!THEN, LET’S PILLAGE THIS PLACE!!!!!!!