Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 23, 2015
June 22, 2015
June 24, 2015
Transcript:
Don Juan: My gift to you, Rip, will be the one thing you stink at, and which happens to be my specialty: love. Rip Haywire: "Stink" is a harsh word, but for the sake of argument, continue. Don Juan: The key to love for an adventuerer is to feel the desire in the woman for... Rip Haywire: Feel the desire. Got it! I want to feel your desire! Don Juan: ...Desire in the woman for a good listener. Rip Haywire: You weren't finished talking, were you?
Give her a rose and a box of chocolates. It worked for Homer Simpson, it can work for you, too.