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Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 22, 2015
June 21, 2015
June 23, 2015
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: What a rough day. I am getting nowhere in the love department with Breezy. Don Juan: Perhaps I can be of assistance. I am Don Juan Haywire... your grandfather. Rip Haywire: The legendary mercenary and lover? I thought you died in a tragic flame-throwing hang glider accident in 1988! Don Juan: I didn't die! I was just busy, and your Dad tells crazy stories. But now that I'm retired, I thought we could catch up. Rip Haywire: Do you know how many awesome flame-throwing hang glider fights I passed up because of you? You owe me!
Well, he has more chest-hair than Rip, and a much bigger, um, nose; personally, I don’t see much of a resemblance.