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Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 23, 2015
June 22, 2015
June 24, 2015
Transcript:
Don Juan: My gift to you, Rip, will be the one thing you stink at, and which happens to be my specialty: love. Rip Haywire: "Stink" is a harsh word, but for the sake of argument, continue. Don Juan: The key to love for an adventuerer is to feel the desire in the woman for... Rip Haywire: Feel the desire. Got it! I want to feel your desire! Don Juan: ...Desire in the woman for a good listener. Rip Haywire: You weren't finished talking, were you?
Randy B Premium Member over 9 years ago
He’s a bad, impatient listener.
Chithing over 9 years ago
I bet there’s an awesome Haywire chin under that beard.
johnrussco over 9 years ago
… only hears what he wants to here … as Paul Harvey would say …. now the rest of the story … this & that & thus … blah, blah, blah, blah, … good day!
Dragoncat over 9 years ago
He felt something alright…and it hurts something awful.
Dragoncat over 9 years ago
Give her a rose and a box of chocolates. It worked for Homer Simpson, it can work for you, too.