Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 26, 2015
Transcript:
Don Juan: You're doing fine, boy. When she comes back with the popcorn, start making with the compliments! Rip Haywire: Gotcha. Narrator: Rip is wooing Breezy with the secret help of his grandfather! Hachi Machi! I love your hair... Uh... up... all frumpy and frizzy Don Juan: Estupido! Never in all my years has a Haywire been so utterly clueless in the ways of love... I must rebuild him! Voice: AHHH! It burns! It burns! And yet has a certain tangy bite!
Should I be worried that I don’t know what he did wrong?