Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 27, 2015
June 26, 2015
June 28, 2015
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Breezy hates me more than ever. Thanks for nothing, Dr. Ruthless! Don Juan: Rip, the art of love cannot be learned in a night. Rip Haywire: How long are we talking here? I've got goals, Bucket lists. Don Juan: Ay-yi-yi. What did I do to deserve this? Rip Haywire: Well, for starters you were never around when I was a kid. Don Juan: Listen, Rip. I'm not going to mince words. You were an obnoxious twerp as a child. But now I think we can hang out!
Is it me or does it seem like child abandonment is a Haywire Family tradition?