Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 16, 2015
September 15, 2015
September 17, 2015
Transcript:
Man: The prisoner is beating our best Gladiator like a dirty hand-woven capet, Jacob! Man 2: Talk about one fist in the nose being worth two in the beard, Abram! Rip Haywire: There's the signal... time to get serious! Sven the Silencer: Y-you weren't being serious!?! Man: That's one Amish gladiator who might not be up with the cows in the morning. Man 2: He looks like he could use some sinful modern medicine right about now!
Let us take this moment to pray for Sven as he needs to be carted off to one of those evil hospitals, having sinful modern medicines served to him by a beautiful succowbus nurse…Poor soul…