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Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 15, 2015
September 14, 2015
September 16, 2015
Transcript:
TNT: Rip, the rogue Amish have put you up against their best gladiator-- Sven the Silencer! Rip Haywire: Nice horns, Sven. ARe they hagar hand-me-downs? Sven the Silencer: I will beat you slow, like the molasses that goes into my shoo-fly pies. Rip Haywire: Pal, you better hope you can crimp crust with both hands broken!
Why is Sven using a fork as a weapon? Everyone knows spoons are better.