Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 19, 2015
Transcript:
Woman: Why are we here, Haywire? Man: By whom? Rip Haywire: Because I have reason to believe Don Juan was framed for Molly's murder, sheriff. For starters, Doc: Luke... Fiji Jones' number one thug. Rip Haywire: Luke? As in my ex-boyfriend Luke? Woman: Convenient, Haywire. Rip Haywire: Hey, it's not my fault Breezy had lousy taste in men before she met me. Breezy: In my defense, square-jawed do-rights aren't exactly ripe for the pickin' on these islands, Bub.
Careful, Rip… When Breezy calls you ‘Bub’, you’re a dead man.