Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 20, 2015
October 19, 2015
October 21, 2015
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Molly was supposed to go to the big island to pick up a lamp the very morning we found her clinging to life. Woman: So Bed, Bath, and Beyond did it? Breezy: Sheriff, someone disguised as Molly picked up the lamp... Rip Haywire: You need to look into this! Woman: Give it up, Haywire! Your grandpappy is guilty of murder! Rip Haywire: I'll give up right after I accept that "The Simpsons" will end. So, never!
Rip and Breezy sure do change their shirts a lot, lately.