Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 06, 2016

Transcript:

Woman: Rip, I'm sure Breezy likes adventure as much as any naturally curly haired redhead. But sometimes she might rather snuggle by a warm fire with you and a bottle of wine. Rip Haywire: Did a villain tie us to the fire? Woman: No. Rip Haywire: Is the wine actually a Molotov cocktail? Woman: (Sigh.) Nope. Rip Haywire: I'm just not getting this mission objective. Woman: It's not... (sigh.)