Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 05, 2016
January 04, 2016
January 06, 2016
Transcript:
Woman: To save your relationship, you must find something else you have in common besides an unhealthy attraction to dangerous shenanigans. Try sharing your feelings about movies, books, food and life plans that don't involve explosions! Are you willing to do that with Breezy, Mr. Haywire? Rip Haywire: Do what now? Sorry you got me thinking about some of my most memorable explosions. Hoo boy, there were some humdingers!
An “unhealthy attraction to dangerous shenanigans.” Now you see, you’re completely wrong. Rip has a HEALTHY attraction to dangerous shenanigans..Which reminds me – does Breezy still have her helicopter in this universe or did Rip crash that one too?