Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 11, 2016

Transcript:

Woman: Mr. Haywire, it is my opinion that you are not ready for marriage. Rip Haywire: And it's my opinion be promoted to admiral, captain obvious! Woman: You're got to be soft in the head to let a beautiful woman like Breezy slip through your fingers twice! Rip Haywire: Well, I have taken a lot of damage to the ol' braincase over the years! Woman: You're not supposed to agree with my reverse psychology!