Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 12, 2016
January 11, 2016
January 13, 2016
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Sorry. My first love will always be danger. Woman: Danger?! I can't think of anything more dangerous than marriage and a family. Rip Haywire: What 'bout explosions? Woman: This fine girl is a redhead. You haven't lived until one of them has exploded in anger. Rip Haywire: And fightin' what about fighting'!? Woman: Some of the greatest fights you'll ever have will be with your spouse! Rip Haywire: I'd be a natural at this marriage stuff!
As seen on a poster in the restroom of a wedding chapel: “Love is blind, marriage is a real eye opener.”