Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 14, 2016
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: I think you owe me a new truck. I'll let you pay it off in installments... that gun will be a good start. Man: Like he....llllooooooo! You can't do that! You wear the badge. Rip Haywire: Your jaw and the badge can both come off with my hands. Man: I ain't talking'. Rip Haywire: I'll let one of you go if you tell me why the highwayman kidnapped Flapjack lumberton. Either that or I haul you off to jail and let him wonder about you talkin' Man: The kid owed the boss some money and the boss always gets what's coming to him! Rip Haywire: Well, the Highwayman has something coming to him, all right. Man 2: You mean your fists, don't you? Rip Haywire: I do. Man: C'mon Sheriff. I told you why the Highwayman kidnapped Flapjack! Now at least get me a Fresca! Rip Haywire: You'll get an RC Cola and you'll like it, Bub!
If you go to that link and click on the RC icon, you will see that it also comes in diet. They’ve always (at least since the 70s) had both Diet Rite and Diet RC. Not sure why.