Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 13, 2016
February 12, 2016
February 14, 2016
Transcript:
R.J: Hey, Rip, there's a company of skull goons in that hangar loading something into that truck. Rip Haywire: P, D & W. Chapter seven in the soldier of fortune handbook. Pummel, Disguise and Waltz right into skull headquarters! Let's go! Figures, there's never a uniform in 'extra strapping.' R.J: I hear ya. You'd think an evil organization would have more child operatives.
Oh, come ON people! Rip’s shirt is too small. R.J.‘s is too big. Doesn’t ANYONE get the joke?The big topper would be finding out this whole assignment was just so Dutch could spend Valentine’s day with Rip’s mother.