Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 23, 2016
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February 24, 2016
Transcript:
Breezy: The knife Cobra slipped me isn't cutting fast enough! I can't believe I'm going to die tied to a chair! My horoscope was right! I can't go out like this! I've got to cut faster than the salesman in those gins commercials! just gotta cut... Man, I really wish I'd shelled out for life alert right about now!
Bye bye, Breezy!