Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 22, 2016

Transcript:

voice: Torch this dump! And make sure to use the good kerosene! Last time, my uniform smelled like barbecued haggis for a week! Breezy: Meep! Narrator: While Rip's away, Breezy has gotten on the wrong side of the villainous skull! Cobra Carson: Wait! I need to say something to the redhead. Nice girls finish last, toots! Or in your case, extra-crispy! Just remember, little hens like you are no match for a Cobra! Voice: Jeez, Ed, I like villainous gloating as much as the next goon, but that was just mean! Voice 2: I agree, evil always has room for good manners, Lou.