Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 08, 2016

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TNT: Don't worry, Rip. I'm sure Breezy's father will like you. Rip Haywire: Don't worry? TNT, I don't have a good history with girlfriends' fathers. My last dating site profile said "I like to take long walks on the beach at sunset... while mortar shells whiz past me." TNT: Well, do you know any jokes to break the ice? Rip Haywire: Of course I do How many soldiers of fortune does it take to screw in a lightbulb? TNT: How many? Rip Haywire: Who cares, we blew up the power supply and went dark!