Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 08, 2016
April 07, 2016
April 09, 2016
Transcript:
TNT: Don't worry, Rip. I'm sure Breezy's father will like you. Rip Haywire: Don't worry? TNT, I don't have a good history with girlfriends' fathers. My last dating site profile said "I like to take long walks on the beach at sunset... while mortar shells whiz past me." TNT: Well, do you know any jokes to break the ice? Rip Haywire: Of course I do How many soldiers of fortune does it take to screw in a lightbulb? TNT: How many? Rip Haywire: Who cares, we blew up the power supply and went dark!
LordDogmore over 8 years ago
And besides with NVG’s, who needs light bulbs anyway.Amy I right?
Chithing Premium Member over 8 years ago
Yeah, Rip, that’ll break the ice…and plunge everyone involved into the lake.
Wichita1.0 over 8 years ago
Now in what way could that not be seen as winsome wit?
Phred Premium Member over 8 years ago
Nice airplane! Plus Rip’s got a great sense of humor!
Dragoncat over 8 years ago
Whoa… Imagine if he had said ‘silver bullets’…