Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 10, 2016
May 09, 2016
May 11, 2016
Transcript:
Breezy: Should I stop pretending I'm the scientist who Breezy is supposed to be protecting? Nah! The music storpped, Doctor. Please release me from your sleazy embrace. Man: Breezy, I'm vining that this is turning into a Costner/Houston "Bodyguard" thing. I'll be Whitney. Breezy: I'm starting to think my seasickness is actually caused by your personality. Man: OOO! My heartbreaking rendition of "I Will Always Love You" works better than dramamine!
You mean it puts them to sleep?