Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 26, 2016
Transcript:
Man: It's the Bantam! He's come to save us all! Bantam: Whoa! Don't count your chickens 'fore they hatch, son. Man: Please, Bantam, skull makes us work in the jewel mine until we drop...the only time we stop is for coffee. Bantam: Well, they're not totally heartless. Man 2: Sez you! It's (shudder) sanka!
Sanka?!? That’s cruel and unusual punishment.