Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 27, 2016
Transcript:
Cobra Carson: What was that giant explosion? Man: Cobra, the islanders are escaping... I tried to sound the alarm, but this giant rooster cleaned my cluck! Cobra Carson: The Bantam! I thought he was plucked! Sound the alarm! Man: You got a big egg-shaped dent on your cheek. Man 2: The Bantam! He's the fowl with a foul temper!
So. The chickens have come home to roost.What a bunch of dumb clucks.They won the pullet surprise.Okay, I’m done now.