Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 04, 2016
June 03, 2016
June 05, 2016
Transcript:
Col. Fusspot: Haywire, you're finished with the alliance... I'll speak with you, Miss. Easy, back at the office! Rip Haywire: But won't you listen to what happened?!? Breezy: Rip, I... Voice: Like I would ever sit and listen to your cockamamie song and dance! Rip Haywire: It's ok, Breezy. Trying to please your boss... it's like rubbing your face in a cat's belly. You realize there's a chain of command and then you go to the emergency room and get your ear sewn back on.
“Cockamamie”, he says. Almost ironic, considering Rip saved the day while dressed as a giant rooster.Perhaps he should give the vigilante gig another shot.