Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 04, 2016
June 03, 2016
June 05, 2016
Transcript:
Col. Fusspot: Haywire, you're finished with the alliance... I'll speak with you, Miss. Easy, back at the office! Rip Haywire: But won't you listen to what happened?!? Breezy: Rip, I... Voice: Like I would ever sit and listen to your cockamamie song and dance! Rip Haywire: It's ok, Breezy. Trying to please your boss... it's like rubbing your face in a cat's belly. You realize there's a chain of command and then you go to the emergency room and get your ear sewn back on.
Chithing Premium Member over 8 years ago
“KA-SLAMMY” just sounds so…so passive-aggressive. Downright wimpy, even.
Space_cat over 8 years ago
In the case of Popokitty it’s best to offer bacon first to distract him.
ericbrower over 8 years ago
Now I’m sure of it. Their boss is this universe’s version of their old universe’s fire chief/neighbor. The facts of this case don’t matter to this guy. He just wants an excuse to get rid of Rip.Ironically, the reason this guy is firing Rip, is the same reason Dutch hired him in the first place. I wonder how Dutch will react. When he finds out this color-picking pencil-pusher got rid of Rip after only one mission. Which by the way, didn’t actually end in failure.
Wichita1.0 over 8 years ago
Ahhh. After the sedation and peace-bonded paws, it’s no problem at all.
Dragoncat over 8 years ago
“Cockamamie”, he says. Almost ironic, considering Rip saved the day while dressed as a giant rooster.Perhaps he should give the vigilante gig another shot.