Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 30, 2016
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Breezy, I'll be gone all summer. You don't really need me to be apart of the wedding planning anyway... Breezy, funny story... I will not be around at all this summer to help you plan the wedding... isn't that hilarious? Breezy: Cats freaking out over cucumbers is hilarious, Rip. This is not. Rip Haywire: Sweet Suzy McSneakup!
Oh, man, Rip, you need a large Q-Tip.