Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 29, 2016
Transcript:
TNT: You look nervous, Ripster. What's the trub, Bub? Rip Haywire: I have to leave on a mission for the entire summer. When Breezy hears I won't be around to help plan the wedding, it will be like trying to talk a grenade out of exploding. TNT: Rip, trust me. She will understand. Rip Haywire: You really think so? TNT: Of course! Quick question: Any chance I am a beneficiary of any life insurance policy of yours?
Oh, I think she gonna go BOOM!