Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 30, 2016
June 29, 2016
July 01, 2016
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Breezy, I'll be gone all summer. You don't really need me to be apart of the wedding planning anyway... Breezy, funny story... I will not be around at all this summer to help you plan the wedding... isn't that hilarious? Breezy: Cats freaking out over cucumbers is hilarious, Rip. This is not. Rip Haywire: Sweet Suzy McSneakup!
Chrisdiaz801 over 8 years ago
Oh, man, Rip, you need a large Q-Tip.
stuartj12 over 8 years ago
Rosener’s 2nd Rule: It takes two to make a marriage—a girl and her mother.Thom’s Law of Marital Bliss:The length of a marriage is inversely proportional to the cost of the wedding.
Chithing Premium Member over 8 years ago
Dead man walking!
Phred Premium Member over 8 years ago
Poor Rip. I suppose he doesn’t have any vacation time built up to get out of this questionable assignment.
I know, Breezy should go along with Rip on this summer assignment. That would make it interesting.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 8 years ago
Ka-SNEAK!
Dragoncat over 8 years ago
Rip… Just explain about the mission. I’d rather she laugh at… er, I mean with you, than scream at you.
I AM CARTOON LADY! over 8 years ago
Uh oh! I fear Rip is about to meet, Sour Susan McSmackdown!