Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 24, 2016
August 23, 2016
August 25, 2016
Transcript:
Narrator: Meanwhile, trouble at Skull HQ! Man: Dr. Pain, we could destroy the alliance in one blow at Rip Haywire's wedding... this could be our big chance! Man 2: Why are we standing down? Dr. Pain: Because, gentlemen, we only know about this wedding because Rip sent me, his wicked stepmother, a wedding invitation. He still loves me despite my years of evildoing. Besides have you seen Tux rental prices lately? An army of goons in tuxedos would blow the quarterly budget!
She certainly used to be. But remember, this is an alternate universe. Who knows who Rip’s birth mother was?