Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 23, 2016
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R.J: Dad, help me with the bow tie on my tux? Rip Haywire: Sure thing, R.J R.J: These things aren't very comfortable Rip Haywire: Neither is a lower Ari-boo-boo but I spent a week in one once. R.J: Maybe I'll be forced to take it off. Any chance we'll get lucky and goons will attack your wedding? Rip Haywire: If things go south, I give you permission to throttle goons with it.
To some people, marriage is like a prison.