Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 16, 2016
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Agent Bernardo, is there anything important you're not telling us about the mystical prophetic calendar that skull's after? Agent Bernardo: Nothing, except that my ancestors always said that special ghosts guarded the calendar, who would melt the faces off all those who would try to take it! Now that I say that out loud, it sounds like something important. It also explains why I never slept as a child.
And the Dragoncat Award for Best LOL goes to…chithing!You make a very valid point, there…