Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 17, 2016
Transcript:
Breezy: Rip, if we got our hand on the mystical prophetic calendar, we could change the world! A world were people let you out into traffic, where you can turn left easily and can drink cinnamon flavored beverages not just in the fall. Rip Haywire: I'm sorry I let you drive. Breezy: Put on your dang directionals! Agent Bernardo: When you peeled out of the dunking' donuts, you made me spill a little of my dunkaccino.
This calendar could be another Catapocalyse. How many times will these two get married, in how many alternate realities?