Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 26, 2016
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: I have to distract that ghostly guardian so Breezy and Cobra can get out of this nutty pyramid alive! Ghost: You... must... die. Rip Haywire: Do I get one of those feathery helmets or do they just give those out to undead security guards like you? Ghost: Die!! Rip Haywire: Hey, Skeletor! This is a new shirt! Do you have any idea how hard it is to shop for extra-strapping clothes?
StoicLion: Per Shatner’s book “Star Trek Memories”, the main costume materials were “velour, which is cheap and easy to work with, and female skin, which is free and easy to look at.”