Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 22, 2017

Transcript:

Rip Haywire: Finkle, you know that "Dr. Wuinn: Medicine Woman" dvd of yours that disappeared? I kind of blew it up on purpose. Narrator: Rip has found a magical cat thing that lets him get away with anything! Voice: What? I had to trade a "Nash Bridges" script signed by Don Johnson for that set. I want you out of... Man: Aw, you seen one, you seen 'em all. If you want to blow up my "Diagnosis: Murder" set, have at it, Pal! Rip Haywire: This magic cat thing can get anyone off the hook for anything! If it fell into the wrong hands... Voice: Thanks for taking that kitty thing off our hands, Uncle Spur. Rip Haywire: What did you just do, Breezy? Breezy: What? That cat thing was hideous, and it smelled worse than Garfield's bathroom after a night at the Olive Garden! Rip Haywire: Do you know what you've done? Breezy: Listen, Rip, I tolerate all those cat motivational posters in the rec room, but I draw the line at feline tchotchkes!