Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 23, 2017

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Col. Fusspot: Rip, the top brass is furious that you let Cobra Carson getaway! Rip Haywire: Well, I had a good run, I guess.. is my desk still in the Janitor's closet? I'll go clean it out. Col. Fusspot: They didn't can you, they canned me! I'm being forced into early retirement! Rip Haywire: Check his pockets, he looks like the type to pilfer office supplies.