Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 25, 2018

Yep, Rip and Rock are related.

“Feelings like Fabio on those paperback covers?” What feelings are those? Fabio and the women on those covers are just posing. If there are any feelings, it’s probably of boredom, which they hide quite well.

I’m mildly perturbed at the prospect that Rock actually READS Fabio novels…

You gotta seriously wonder about a guy who claims to have no time for a beautiful woman. Yet compared his feelings for her to a Fabio cover of a cheesy romance novels

Rip’s eye-roll in panel one. XD

I wonder if the main difference between Rip and Rock is that Rip has been blessed with a life of danger while Rock is a sheriff in a town without crime. That probably leaves Rock with a pent up need for action.

KA-DELUSIONAL!

It means that Rock needs to move to a city with violence like Chicago. Also strange black colored red eyed batmen and giant black owls also sighted. Low frequency infa-sound causing hallucinations naturally?

The Sheriff says, “Corrine… You’re a fine girl. What a good wife you would be. But my job is to keep this old folk’s town crime-free…”

I heard that cruises on denial, are quite nice this time of the year!